| wwo_mordy ( @ 2007-05-01 00:42:00 |
| Current location: | nyc |
| Entry tags: | guns, oil, world without oil |
Guns in the City
"If I had a shiny gun / I could have a world of fun."
- Dorothy Parker
May 1st. Second night of the Oil Crisis. So, is this thing going to get worse? Let's assume it is. Let's assume that Escape from New York, and other great B-List action movies about escaping New York City, are prophetic. Let's assume that fairly soon, maybe within a couple weeks, this powder keg of a city might esplode.
So what can I do if things get hot? Charlotte and I have family in Philadelphia, but I imagine that cities will be cities will be cities. Especially on the eastcoast. And who knows? Maybe New York will get away relatively unscathed. Just need enough oil to power the subways. Oh! And we'll have to make more subways handicap accessible. Also! We'll have more space for pedestrians and bikers. I mean - imagine it: New York City completely car-less. It's enough to root for the oil collapse.
But this brings me to my current dilemma. If things do turn grisly, in this kind of city, they'll turn grisly fast. Look at examples of citywide riots - like the 1994 Crown Heights riot, or riots in other cities. If this get ugly, we might need a gun.
I know, the g-word is the one people have been trying to avoid. And sure, if you live in Nebraska, or even San Fransisco, maybe you don't need to worry about getting a gun. But if you're in this city, it's something to consider. So here are my problems: I haven't shot a gun since military camp years ago. I don't own a gun. My wife doesn't want a gun in the house. So I'm working through the possibilities, trying to figure something out that'll satisfy all these problems. I'll keep you all updated.